A SECRETIVE DUSTY BICYCLE

So's, maybe there's a secret bicycle hiding out in some place other than my kitchen. What's it to you? Maybe I'm riding it in the afternoons around my neighborhood for health-type reasons, I don't know why it would be any of your business. Maybe someone like me cleaned a stove tonight that may or may not be located in the vicinity of my kitchen, what?, it's not like stoves gotta be in the kitchens anyhow!